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He’s cool, calm, logical and methodical. He’s “no drama” Obama. Is it possible he’s a Vulcan, an illegal alien from another planet where a socially-ingrained philosophy of logic and reason combined with a genetic disposition towards non-emotion has allowed the inhabitants to live in relative peace and harmony?

Of course not. Vulcans don’t exist.

But you gotta admit, aside from Leonard Nimoy, President Obama is one of the few people who can actually carry off the Vulcan look, and with a name like Barack, I think he would’ve made a pretty convincing character on Star Trek. Maybe he could’ve been Mr. Spock’s black half brother? Hmmm…